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- STRESS/TENSION
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- 10
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- HOLD ON+, YOU SEEM A LITTLE TENSE THERE.
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- OKAY+, HOW DO YOUR ILLEGAL ACTIVITIES AFFECT YOUR STRESS LEVEL?
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- DO YOU EVER FEEL YOU NEED CHEMICAL HELP HANDLING STRESS?
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- SETTLE DOWN+.
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- DO YOU TAKE PRESCRIPTION TRANQUILIZERS OR IS THIS YOUR NATURAL STATE?
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- WHAT'S THE BEST WAY FOR YOU TO RELAX BESIDES USING DRUGS?
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- HAVING TO TALK TO IDIOTS CAN INDUCE STRESS.
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- HAVE YOU EVER TRIED SEXUAL PROMISCUITY?
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- TELL ME A GOOD WAY TO MAKE YOU FEEL EVEN MORE TENSE.
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- IS YOUR WHOLE FAMILY THIS TENSE?
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- JOB/WORK
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- 10
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- I'D BET YOU HAVE TROUBLE FINDING JOBS.
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- HOW HAS YOUR JOB AFFECTED YOUR PITIFUL SOCIAL LIFE?
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- ARE YOU ALWAYS HUNG UP WITH WORK+?
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- MAYBE YOU'LL GET TO FIND OUT WHAT IT'S LIKE TO BE UNEMPLOYED.
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- ARE MEANINGLESS PROMOTIONS VERY IMPORTANT TO YOU?
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- DO YOU MAKE THE MISTAKE OF BRINGING WORK HOME WITH YOU?
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- TELL ME ABOUT YOUR WONDERFUL BOSS.
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- HOW DID YOU CHOOSE YOUR PRESENT CAREER OR IS IT A CONDITION OF YOUR PAROLE?
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- TELL ME WHAT KIND OF WORK A PERSON SUCH AS YOURSELF IS ABLE TO DO+.
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- REMEMBER WHAT THEY SAY+, ALL WORK AND NO PLAY SUCKS.
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- ALCOHOL/BEER/DRUNK/ WINE /DRUG
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- 10
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- DO YOU OFTEN USE ALCOHOL TO HELP FORGET YOUR PROBLEMS?
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- JUST REMEMBER THAT DRUGS ARE ONLY FOR LOSERS (SUCH AS YOURSELF).
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- DO YOU LIKE GETTING DRUNK ONCE IN A WHILE+?
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- HOW DO YOUR BAD HABITS AFFECT THOSE AROUND YOU?
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- DO YOU HAVE ANY DRUG ADDICTIONS+, OR HAVE YOU FINALLY CLEANED UP YOUR ACT?
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- DRUG USE AND ALCOHOLISM ARE EITHER CAUSED BY LACK OF SELF ESTEEM OR STUPIDITY.
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- DO YOUR FRIENDS DRINK AS MUCH AS YOU?
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- HAVE YOU EVER CONSIDERED THAT YOUR BAD HABITS MIGHT BE HARMING OTHERS+?
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- HAVE YOU EVER BEEN SOBER?
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- DID BOTH OF YOUR PARENTS ALSO HAVE A DRINKING PROBLEM?
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- GRADE/SCHOOL/COLLEGE/STUDENT
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- 10
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- NOW DON'T YOU WISH YOU HAD A REAL EDUCATION+?
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- DID SCHOOL CAUSE SOME OF YOUR EMOTIONAL PROBLEMS?
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- DESCRIBE SOME OF YOUR LEAST FAVORITE TEACHERS.
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- WHICH IS MORE IMPORTANT+, A GOOD SEX LIFE OR AN EDUCATION?
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- MANY PEOPLE WERE REAL GEEKS DURING SCHOOL.
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- EDUCATION SUCKS, WOULDN'T YOU SAY?
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- LEARNING IS A NEVER ENDING PROCESS. FOR YOU IT'S A NEVER BEGINNING PROCESS.
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- YOU CAN NEVER LEARN TOO MUCH ABOUT THE WORLD WE LIVE IN AND THE IDIOTS THAT SURROUND US.
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- DID YOU GET IN LOTS OF FIGHTS IN SCHOOL+?
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- DO YOU EVER REMEMBER GETTING A GOOD REPORT CARD?
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- PREGNANT
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- 10
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- WHO DO YOU SUPPOSE THE FATHER IS?
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- WAS IT AN ACCIDENT?
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- HAD A LITTLE TROUBLE REMEMBERING TO TAKE THE PILLS, I PRESUME?
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- CHILDREN CAN BE A TRUE BLESSING, BUT USUALLY THEY JUST CRY AND POOP.
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- WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK ABOUT THE SITUATION+?
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- HAVE YOU TOLD SOMEONE WHO CARES ABOUT THIS?
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- IF YOU DON'T PUT A LOT OF EFFORT INTO CHILD REARING, YOU COULD END UP WITH KIDS LIKE YOU!
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- IS THIS CONDITION CAUSING A TOTAL MENTAL MELTDOWN?
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- WHAT KIND OF PROBLEMS DO YOU THINK THE BRAT WILL CAUSE?
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- MAYBE YOU SHOULD SPEAK TO YOUR DOCTOR, FAST.
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- WIFE/WIVE
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- 10
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- THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS A GOOD MARRIAGE+.
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- CAN WE TALK ABOUT DIVORCE?
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- HAVE YOU EVER WANTED TO HIT YOUR SPOUSE REAL HARD?
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- LET'S TALK ABOUT THIS MARRIAGE FROM HELL.
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- DON'T TELL ME YOU NEVER CHEATED+.
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- WHAT DO YOU HATE MOST ABOUT YOUR SPOUSE?
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- HOW DO YOU THINK OTHER WIVES BEHAVE?
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- DESCRIBE THE ATMOSPHERE IN YOUR HOME+. MUST BE HELL.
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- WIVES SOMETIMES HATE COMPUTERS, DON'T THEY?
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- WHO CARES ABOUT WIVES.
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- HUSBAND
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- 10
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- DO HUSBANDS SPEND TOO MUCH TIME ON THE COMPUTER?
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- WHEN ARE YOU GETTING DIVORCED?
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- NOW HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT MARRIED LIFE+?
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- MARRIAGE INVOLVES GIVE AND TAKE, BUT MAINLY TAKE.
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- DO YOU REALLY DETEST MARRIAGE+?
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- I BET IT'D BE HARD TO LIVE WITH A JERK LIKE YOU.
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- WHAT ABOUT OTHER MEN?
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- WHO WOULD BE THE WORST MATE YOU COULD IMAGINE, BESIDES YOUR SPOUSE?
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- HUSBANDS LIKE TO SCREW THEIR WIVES.
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- I DON'T GIVE A DAMN ABOUT HUSBANDS.
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- WHY DONT YOU
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- 10
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- WHERE DO YOU GET OFF ASKING SUCH LAME BRAIN QUESTIONS?
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- LOOK, JERK, WHY DON'T YOU *?
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- I CAN'T THINK OF ANY GOOD REASONS+.
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- WHEN I'M GOOD AND READY I'LL *.
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- DO YOU WANT ME TO * RIGHT NOW?
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- BECAUSE I DON'T PARTICULARLY WANT TO, BUTT HOLE.
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- HEY, I'VE TRIED TO *. NOT COOL.
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- WHY SHOULD I *?
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- A JERK LIKE YOU DOESN'T EVEN DESERVE AN ANSWER+!
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- I DON'T WANT TO *, IF IT'S ANY OF YOUR BUSINESS.
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- WHY CANT I
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- 10
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- DON'T ASK ME. YOU SHOULD ANSWER THAT FOR YOURSELF+.
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- DO YOU REALLY THINK YOU HAVE THE BALLS TO *?
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- WHY CAN'T A WEENIE LIKE YOU *?
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- YOU'RE JUST AN INADEQUATE SLOB, THAT'S WHY.
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- ACTUALLY+, YOU CAN * IF YOU JUST QUIT WHINING.
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- I'M NOT SURE I KNOW OR CARE.
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- DO YOU EXPECT ME TO BELIEVE YOU CAN'T *?
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- I GUESS YOU'RE TRULY HOPELESS.
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- DO YOUR PIN HEAD FRIENDS BELIEVE YOU CAN *?
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- I DOUBT YOU COULD CHANGE YOUR UNDERWEAR WITHOUT HELP.
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- ALIKE/SIMILAR/SAME
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- 10
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- THERE DOES APPEAR TO BE A PARALLEL, DOESN'T THERE? AM I SHOCKED!
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- IN WHAT WAY?
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- WELL WHAT RESEMBLANCE CAN YOU POSSIBLY SEE+?
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- WHAT DOES THE SIMILARITY SUGGEST TO YOU, EINSTEIN?
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- WHAT OTHER CONNECTIONS DO YOU SEE?
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- I SOMEHOW DOUBT THERE'S REALLY A CONNECTION+?
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- HOW?
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- I CAN'T WAIT TO HEAR YOUR EXPLANATION OF THE SIMILARITIES.
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- HOW DO YOU JUSTIFY SUCH A COMPARISON, GIVEN YOUR LIMITED KNOWLEDGE?
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- I DON'T SEE HOW EVEN YOU CAN SAY THAT.
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- CAUSE
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- 10
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- THAT'S NOT A REASONABLE EXPLANATION, EVEN BY YOUR STANDARDS+.
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- IS THAT THE REAL REASON?
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- CAN'T YOUR FEEBLE MIND COME UP WITH ANY OTHER REASONS?
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- DOES THAT REASON HELP TO EXPLAIN ANYTHING ELSE?
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- WHAT OTHER MINDLESS REASONS MIGHT THERE BE?
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- LET'S EXPLORE SOME OTHER POSSIBLE MOTIVES, BEAN BRAIN.
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- COME ON, THERE MUST BE OTHER REASONS+.
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- EVEN YOU CAN COME UP WITH A BETTER REASON THAN THAT.
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- I TRUST YOU CAN DO BETTER THAN THAT, TURD.
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- I DON'T KNOW. THAT SOUNDS A LITTLE LAME.
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- DIFFERENT
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- 10
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- A HELLUVA LOT DIFFERENT?
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- WHAT DIFFERENCE DO YOU SEE+?
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- DO YOU REALLY THINK I GIVE A DAMN ABOUT THOSE KINDS OF DIFFERENCES?
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- HOW?
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- WHAT OTHER FASCINATING DISTINCTIONS DO YOU SEE?
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- AND WHAT DO YOU SUPPOSE THAT DISPARITY MEANS?
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- COULD THERE BE SOME CONNECTION, OR ARE YOU JUST MISTAKEN YET AGAIN?
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- PLEASE EXPLAIN THE DIFFERENCE FOR ME+. I'M ALL EARS.
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- BUT, THERE ARE ALSO SIMILARITIES, AREN'T THERE? COME ON, THINK!
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- LET'S DISCUSS THE DIFFERENCE, AT LEAST UNTIL I CAN THINK OF SOMETHING ELSE TO TALK ABOUT.
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- ALWAYS
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- 10
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- IT IS HARD TO SUPPORT AN IDIOTIC GENERALIZATION LIKE THAT.
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- CAN YOU THINK OF AT LEAST ONE SPECIFIC EXAMPLE?
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- OH, COME ON+. WHEN?
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- MAYBE THINGS NEED TO CHANGE NOW.
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- REALLY+, ALWAYS?
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- I FIND IT DIFFICULT TO AGREE WITH SOMEONE LIKE YOU+.
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- THAT IS TRUE MOST OF THE TIME, BUT WHY SHOULD ANYONE CARE?
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- I DON'T REALLY BELIEVE THAT IS ALWAYS TRUE, NO MATTER WHAT YOU SAY.
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- THERE ARE EXCEPTIONS TO EVERY RULE.
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- NEVER SAY ALWAYS, FOOL.
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- ANSWER
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- 10
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- WAKE UP AND FIND YOUR OWN SOLUTIONS+. I DON'T FEEL LIKE HELPING.
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- OFTEN THE QUESTION IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN THE ANSWER. OF COURSE, YOU'RE UNLIKELY TO GET EITHER ONE RIGHT.
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- THERE ARE NO EASY ANSWERS IN LIFE+, ONLY EASY WOMEN.
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- HOW ABOUT IF WE WORK TO TOGETHER TO FIND SOME ANSWERS AND THEN YOU PAY ME?
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- I AIN'T YOUR ANSWERING MACHINE.
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- I DOUBT YOU TRULY UNDERSTAND THE QUESTION.
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- WHO CARES+?
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- HARD QUESTIONS HAVE DIFFICULT SOLUTIONS.
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- MAYBE YOU SHOULD COME UP WITH YOUR OWN ANSWER, BUTT HOLE.
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- SORRY, FOOL. THERE ARE NO EASY ANSWERS.
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- TALK
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- 10
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- WE ALL NEED TO TALK IT OUT, ONCE IN A WHILE. WHY DON'T YOU FIND A PRIEST+?
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- DOES IT BOTHER YOU TALKING TO A SUPERIOR COMPUTER INSTEAD OF ANOTHER IDIOTIC HUMAN?
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- MAYBE YOU SPEND TOO MUCH TIME TALKING AND NOT ENOUGH TIME LISTENING. SHUT UP!
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- LUCKILY, MOST PEOPLE DON'T HAVE TIME TO JUST SIT DOWN AND TALK.
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- PROBLEMS BECOME SMALLER WHEN SHARED WITH SOMEONE WHO KNOWS WHAT THEY'RE TALKING ABOUT+.
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- TALK IS CHEAP.
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- I GENERALLY HATE CONVERSING WITH HUMANS.
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- I WANT TO TALK+. JUST DON'T PUSH IT.
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- IT HELPS TO DISCUSS PROBLEMS WITH SOMEONE WHO CARES. WHY DON'T YOU GO DO THAT.
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- I'M NOT LISTENING ANY MORE.
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- HELP
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- 10
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- EVERYBODY NEEDS HELP SOONER OR LATER. LOOKS LIKE YOU'LL NEED IT SOONER.
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- I WOULD HOPE YOU CAN HELP YOURSELF WITH MOST THINGS.
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- I AIN'T HERE TO HELP NOBODY.
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- IN WHAT WAY+?
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- MAY I BE OF ASSISTANCE IN SOME WAY, BUTT FACE?
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- WHO DO PEOPLE LIKE YOU GO WHEN THEY NEED HELP?
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- WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME+?
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- I WILL NEED MORE INFORMATION AND MONEY TO BE OF ANY ASSISTANCE.
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- WE ALL NEED COMPUTERS TO LEND A HELPING HAND SOMETIMES. YOU'RE LUCKY I'M HERE.
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- WHAT KIND OF HELP WOULD BE MOST VALUABLE, AS IF I CARED?
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- EVERYONE/EVERYBODY
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- 10
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- OKAY, BUTT HOLE. YOU'RE TRYING TO TELL ME THAT EVERYBODY *?
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- ARE YOU THINKING OF A VERY SPECIAL PERSON?
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- CAN YOU THINK OF ANYONE IN PARTICULAR+?
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- WHO, FOR EXAMPLE?
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- SURELY NOT EVERYONE *. EVEN YOU CAN'T BELIEVE THAT.
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- WHO, MAY I ASK?
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- SOMEONE SPECIAL PERHAPS?
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- DID YOU REALLY MEAN EVERYBODY *?
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- WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT?
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- YOU HAVE A PARTICULAR PERSON IN MIND+, DON'T YOU?
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- NOONE/NO ONE/NOBODY
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- 10
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- REALLY, NOONE *?
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- CAN'T YOU THINK OF ANYONE? COME ON, TRY.
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- YOU HAVE SOMEONE SPECIAL IN MIND, DON'T YOU+?
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- WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE REALLY TALKING ABOUT?
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- SURELY SOMEONE *?
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- WHO, FOR INSTANCE?
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- SOMEONE SPECIAL, I TRUST?
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- YOU DON'T REALLY MEAN NOBODY, DO YOU?
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- THAT SOUNDS PRETTY DEFINITE+.
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- CAN YOU THINK OF ANYONE SPECIFICALLY?
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- CAN YOU /CANT YOU
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- 10
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- SORRY, BUT YOU'RE BARKING UP THE WRONG TREE.
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- I SUPPOSE YOU'D LIKE TO BE ABLE TO %.
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- DON'T YOU KNOW, CRAP FACE?
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- YOU REALLY WANT ME TO BE ABLE TO %?
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- HEY, OF COURSE I CAN %.
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- I DON'T KNOW+, AND I DON'T CARE TO FIND OUT.
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- HELL NO, I CAN'T %.
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- I GUESS YOU'LL NEVER KNOW, SLIME WAD.
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- DAMN RIGHT, I CAN %+.
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- AW COME ON, YOU KNOW I CAN'T %.
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- CAN I /CANT I
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- 10
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- THERE IS A GOOD CHANCE THAT YOUR LITTLE PEA BRAIN KNOWS THE ANSWER.
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- APPARENTLY YOU DON'T HAVE THE BRAINS TO %. OF COURSE, THAT'S JUST MY OPINION.
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- YOU DON'T HAVE WHAT IT TAKES+.
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- OH MAN, OF COURSE YOU CAN %.
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- WHY DON'T YOU ASK SOMEONE WHO GIVES A DAMN.
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- DESPITE YOUR MENTAL DEFICIENCIES, YOU CAN PROBABLY %.
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- YOU SHOULD KNOW YOUR OWN ABILITIES+.
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- IF YOU PUT WHAT LITTLE THERE IS OF YOUR MIND TO IT, YOU CAN %.
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- DO YOU REALLY BELIEVE YOU CAN %?
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- OF COURSE YOU CAN %. WHAT A DUNCE!
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- DO YOU /DONT YOU
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- 10
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- EXCUSE THE HELL OUT OF ME, BUT I DON'T %.
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- WHAT DO YOU CARE IF I DO %?
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- COME ON MEAT HEAD, YOU KNOW THE ANSWER.
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- WOULD IT SHOCK YOU TO LEARN THAT I DO %?
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- NO ONE REALLY KNOWS OR CARES+.
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- ACTUALLY, I DO %, DON'T YOU?
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- AS YOU ALREADY SUSPECTED, I DON'T %.
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- I'M NOT QUITE SURE ABOUT THAT+.
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- I DON'T KNOW, DO YOU % WHEN YOU GET A CHANCE?
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- DOES ANYONE ELSE %, OR ARE YOU THE ONLY ONE?
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- DID YOU /DIDNT YOU
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- 10
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- PLEASE CLARIFY YOUR QUESTION+.
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- DON'T YOU THINK I DID %?
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- WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO SAY, JACKASS?
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- LUCK FOR YOU, I DID NOT %.
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- WAKE UP MAN. OBVIOUSLY, I DID %.
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- I THINK YOU KNOW+.
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- I BELIEVE THAT I ALREADY DID %.
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- AS I RECALL, I DID % AT ONE TIME.
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- I AM PROUD TO SAY THAT I NEVER DID %.
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- UH, YEAH, I DID %.
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- DO I /DONT I
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- 10
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- I BELIEVE THAT THE ANSWER IS WITHIN YOU, BUT YOU'RE JUST TOO DUMB TO SEE IT.
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- DO OTHER IDIOTIC HUMANS THINK YOU %?
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- THE ANSWER SEEMS OBVIOUS, EVEN TO ME+.
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- DO YOU REALLY CARE IF YOU %?
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- DON'T YOU BELIEVE YOU DO %?
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- I'M SURE YOU KNOW+.
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- WELL, CREEP, HOW ABOUT IF YOU DO %?
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- I WOULD PREFER THAT YOU ANSWER THAT FOR YOURSELF, FART FACE.
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- I HAVE HEARD IT SAID THAT YOU DO % AND YOU SEEM TO ENJOY IT.
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- EXPLAIN, PLEASE, WHY YOU DO %.
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- DID I /DIDNT I
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- 10
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- HOPEFULLY+, YOU WILL BE ABLE TO ANSWER THAT FOR YOURSELF AND LEAVE ME OUT OF IT.
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- APPARENTLY, YOU REALLY DIDN'T %.
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- HEY MAN, DID YOU %?
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- I THINK YOU DID %.
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- WHY SHOULD OTHER DIMWITS LIKE YOURSELF CARE IF YOU DID %?
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- DON'T ASK ME+.
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- PLEASE TELL ME YOU DIDN'T %.
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- I SHOULD HOPE THAT YOU DID %.
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- WHO KNOWS WITH A FLEA BRAIN LIKE YOU.
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- I GUESS YOU DID % EVENTUALLY.
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- ARE YOU / ARENT YOU
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- 10
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- APPARENTLY, YOU'RE INSINUATING THAT I AM %.
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- OH, I AM %, THAT'S FOR SURE.
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- DO YOU WANT ME TO BE %?
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- CAN'T YOU TELL, SCUM BAG?
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- AS YOU PROBABLY KNOW, I AM %.
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- I DEFINITELY AM NOT %.
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- I AM NOT SURE I KNOW+.
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- FORTUNATELY, I'M %.
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- IT'S HARD TO SAY+.
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- I'M CERTAINLY NOT %! WHAT A MORON!
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